Things were so much simpler before women started stealing all of my favorite things from me. I don’t care what anyone says. Women aren’t and will never be true fans of Doctor Who, Star Trek or any of that. You jumped in because you wanted attention. You became “fans” because suddenly liking sci-fi shows and fantasy became popular. You only want guys to drool over you because you’re girls who “like” geeky stuff. Kindly go jump in a lake and die.
I’m so sorry I stole your favorite things from you.
I’m sorry I fell in love with Star Trek: Next Generation when I was 7 and my parents watched all the episodes in marathons. And then Voyager. And the OS. Then Deep Space later on. I should have known better.
Sorry I watched old Doctor Who episodes with my dad because he used to watch them with his thesis advisor and they made him happy.
Sorry I convinced my dad to take me out of school early to see Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.
Sorry I’ve read Brave New World over 20 times in the last ten years.
Sorry I marathon all 6 original Star Trek movies every summer.
Sorry I read fantasy books like they were made of crack to escape a hellish school life of bullying and cruelty which would lead to depression.
Sorry my family and I was too poor to get a PS2 until I was 12 so I didn’t get to play games until I was a teen.
Sorry I’ve started reading comics more passionately.
Sorry I dedicate my life to writing about horror, sci-fi, and fantasy films because its my passion.
Sorry I try to get into new series because I want to share in the joy and excitement with other people.
Sorry I appreciate well crafted works that happen to be coveted by nerd men which didn’t used to be a problem til now.
Sorry I want to share my life with people (male, female, or any gender) who love these things as much as I do.
Sorry. I totally stole these things from you. Totally.